17th December 2013

SUFFERING FROM THESE SYMPTOMS? YOU MIGHT HAVE SEASONAL PROCRASTINATION DISORDER.
You’ve probably thought to yourself, “No way I could have it. That’s impossible.” But believe it or not, Seasonal Procrastination Disorder affects millions around the world. As far as winter-themed behavioral disorders, its second only to OPHD (Office Party Hangover Disease) in terms of the number of victims it claims. So how can you tell if you might have Seasonal Procrastination Disorder? See if you have experienced any of these symptoms. And don’t worry – Bonobos has a cure.
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Holiday Light Lag
Did you just put up those blinking lights around your windows, or have they been up since last year? Did you tell yourself, “Oh, I’ll take them down next week,” only to never get around to it? That’s a sure sign of seasonal procrastination.
 
Plane Ticket Paralysis
You know you need to buy that ticket home, and the prices are only getting steeper. But something stops you … you cannot move your mouse cursor to the “confirm ticket” button. Yep. You’re procrastinating, all right.
 
Sweater-Based Insomnia
The wind is howling, snow is falling, it’s clearly time to get the sweaters out of storage, but you just can’t. No, they’re still packed away up in the attic, and you stay awake at night dreading the moment when you have to go up and get them. You just keep putting it off … 
 
Gift-less and Listless
That list of family and friends who need gifts is not getting any shorter. But you have no idea what to get them, and time is running out. The diagnosis is obvious, but the treatment? To celebrate the last day of free and guaranteed 12/24 delivery, Bonobos is offering up to 35% off site-wide to help with your Seasonal Procrastination Disorder – the more gifts you add to your cart, the bigger the discount.
 
If you have 2 or more of these symptoms, we suggest that you visit bonobos.com immediately and get your Seasonal Procrastination Disorder treated. Yes, there is a cure. And it’s only a few mouse-clicks away … hey, come back here! Stop procrastinating!
 
Well, we tried. SUFFERING FROM THESE SYMPTOMS? YOU MIGHT HAVE SEASONAL PROCRASTINATION DISORDER.
You’ve probably thought to yourself, “No way I could have it. That’s impossible.” But believe it or not, Seasonal Procrastination Disorder affects millions around the world. As far as winter-themed behavioral disorders, its second only to OPHD (Office Party Hangover Disease) in terms of the number of victims it claims. So how can you tell if you might have Seasonal Procrastination Disorder? See if you have experienced any of these symptoms. And don’t worry – Bonobos has a cure.
 [[MORE]]
Holiday Light Lag
Did you just put up those blinking lights around your windows, or have they been up since last year? Did you tell yourself, “Oh, I’ll take them down next week,” only to never get around to it? That’s a sure sign of seasonal procrastination.
 
Plane Ticket Paralysis
You know you need to buy that ticket home, and the prices are only getting steeper. But something stops you … you cannot move your mouse cursor to the “confirm ticket” button. Yep. You’re procrastinating, all right.
 
Sweater-Based Insomnia
The wind is howling, snow is falling, it’s clearly time to get the sweaters out of storage, but you just can’t. No, they’re still packed away up in the attic, and you stay awake at night dreading the moment when you have to go up and get them. You just keep putting it off … 
 
Gift-less and Listless
That list of family and friends who need gifts is not getting any shorter. But you have no idea what to get them, and time is running out. The diagnosis is obvious, but the treatment? To celebrate the last day of free and guaranteed 12/24 delivery, Bonobos is offering up to 35% off site-wide to help with your Seasonal Procrastination Disorder – the more gifts you add to your cart, the bigger the discount.
 
If you have 2 or more of these symptoms, we suggest that you visit bonobos.com immediately and get your Seasonal Procrastination Disorder treated. Yes, there is a cure. And it’s only a few mouse-clicks away … hey, come back here! Stop procrastinating!
 
Well, we tried.

SUFFERING FROM THESE SYMPTOMS? YOU MIGHT HAVE SEASONAL PROCRASTINATION DISORDER.

You’ve probably thought to yourself, “No way I could have it. That’s impossible.” But believe it or not, Seasonal Procrastination Disorder affects millions around the world. As far as winter-themed behavioral disorders, its second only to OPHD (Office Party Hangover Disease) in terms of the number of victims it claims. So how can you tell if you might have Seasonal Procrastination Disorder? See if you have experienced any of these symptoms. And don’t worry – Bonobos has a cure.
 

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6th December 2013

NOG, NOG.
WHO’S THERE?
A delicious holiday drink that might compromise your good judgment beneath the mistletoe, that’s who. Yep, it’s that time of year again: eggnog season. And we’re not talking about that anodyne stuff in the kid-friendly carton. We mean the adult beverage with a little, ahem, kick. So what’s the best recipe to liven up your next holiday party? Well, a good Christmas sweater and a lively pair of chinos will certainly help, but a great bowl of eggnog will seal the deal. Here are just a few ideas on how to keep the jingle bells rocking at your upcoming shindig. [[MORE]] Here’s what you need:    1-2 cups of rum, brandy, or bourbon (pick your poison) 4 cups of milk 1 ½ cups of sugar 12 egg yolks 1 cup of heavy cream    STEP ONE: The Kick  Classic nog is usually made with rum or brandy. But bourbon can also work, or even Irish whiskey. For this 12-serving recipe, you’re going to need 1 or 2 cups, although you can add more or less depending on how “festive” you want things to get. But set it aside for now.    STEP TWO: The Creamy Goodness  Get a medium saucepan (no, not the one you cook your ramen noodles in), and whisk the milk and sugar together until all the sugar melts. In a separate large bowl, whisk the 12 egg yolks. Combine the two together in the pan slowly, whisking all the way. Once they’re well mixed, cook it on low heat for about twenty minutes. Keep stirring.    STEP THREE: The Finishing Touch  Pour the mixture into a fresh bowl, add the 1 cup of cream, and now, finally, pour in “the kick.” Once well-stirred, cover the bowl and put it into the fridge. It should be ready to drink in a couple hours. Add some grated nutmeg and get the party started.     There you have it. Get out that holiday sweater, put a log on the fire, and enjoy responsibly. NOG, NOG.
WHO’S THERE?
A delicious holiday drink that might compromise your good judgment beneath the mistletoe, that’s who. Yep, it’s that time of year again: eggnog season. And we’re not talking about that anodyne stuff in the kid-friendly carton. We mean the adult beverage with a little, ahem, kick. So what’s the best recipe to liven up your next holiday party? Well, a good Christmas sweater and a lively pair of chinos will certainly help, but a great bowl of eggnog will seal the deal. Here are just a few ideas on how to keep the jingle bells rocking at your upcoming shindig. [[MORE]] Here’s what you need:    1-2 cups of rum, brandy, or bourbon (pick your poison) 4 cups of milk 1 ½ cups of sugar 12 egg yolks 1 cup of heavy cream    STEP ONE: The Kick  Classic nog is usually made with rum or brandy. But bourbon can also work, or even Irish whiskey. For this 12-serving recipe, you’re going to need 1 or 2 cups, although you can add more or less depending on how “festive” you want things to get. But set it aside for now.    STEP TWO: The Creamy Goodness  Get a medium saucepan (no, not the one you cook your ramen noodles in), and whisk the milk and sugar together until all the sugar melts. In a separate large bowl, whisk the 12 egg yolks. Combine the two together in the pan slowly, whisking all the way. Once they’re well mixed, cook it on low heat for about twenty minutes. Keep stirring.    STEP THREE: The Finishing Touch  Pour the mixture into a fresh bowl, add the 1 cup of cream, and now, finally, pour in “the kick.” Once well-stirred, cover the bowl and put it into the fridge. It should be ready to drink in a couple hours. Add some grated nutmeg and get the party started.     There you have it. Get out that holiday sweater, put a log on the fire, and enjoy responsibly.

NOG, NOG.

WHO’S THERE?

A delicious holiday drink that might compromise your good judgment beneath the mistletoe, that’s who. Yep, it’s that time of year again: eggnog season. And we’re not talking about that anodyne stuff in the kid-friendly carton. We mean the adult beverage with a little, ahem, kick. So what’s the best recipe to liven up your next holiday party? Well, a good Christmas sweater and a lively pair of chinos will certainly help, but a great bowl of eggnog will seal the deal. Here are just a few ideas on how to keep the jingle bells rocking at your upcoming shindig.

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