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24th December 2013

LAST MINUTE GIFTING: NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING, EXCEPT FOR YOUR MOUSE.
Great Santa’s beard!!! How did the big night sneak up so quickly? Well, relax. Yes, you may have dropped the bows of holly when it came to getting that gift, but it’s not too late. Here’s how to do it without looking like a real grinch – even on Christmas Eve. [[MORE]] Thanks to the wonder of late 20th century technology known as “The Internet”, you can pick out a gift at the very last minute. After you’ve completed the transaction find a nice picture of the item and print it out. Since you’re going to look a little hokey already giving them a picture of a gift, you can at least package it nicely. But if you truly have no wrapping paper or tape, you can roll the picture into a scroll and tie it with a nice ribbon. Ta-dah! Of course, your giftee isn’t going to like the fact that you put them off to the last possible minute so make sure you have a winning excuse on hand. Think “I looked everywhere and just couldn’t find it,” or “There was a terrible egg nog truck accident on my way to the mall.” Hopefully, you’re a better fibber than you are a gifter. Good luck, and remember – it’s the thought that counts … in theory, anyway. And if you want a gift they’re sure to love (with great quality pictures), just swing by our Man-tastic Gift Guide. LAST MINUTE GIFTING: NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING, EXCEPT FOR YOUR MOUSE.
Great Santa’s beard!!! How did the big night sneak up so quickly? Well, relax. Yes, you may have dropped the bows of holly when it came to getting that gift, but it’s not too late. Here’s how to do it without looking like a real grinch – even on Christmas Eve. [[MORE]] Thanks to the wonder of late 20th century technology known as “The Internet”, you can pick out a gift at the very last minute. After you’ve completed the transaction find a nice picture of the item and print it out. Since you’re going to look a little hokey already giving them a picture of a gift, you can at least package it nicely. But if you truly have no wrapping paper or tape, you can roll the picture into a scroll and tie it with a nice ribbon. Ta-dah! Of course, your giftee isn’t going to like the fact that you put them off to the last possible minute so make sure you have a winning excuse on hand. Think “I looked everywhere and just couldn’t find it,” or “There was a terrible egg nog truck accident on my way to the mall.” Hopefully, you’re a better fibber than you are a gifter. Good luck, and remember – it’s the thought that counts … in theory, anyway. And if you want a gift they’re sure to love (with great quality pictures), just swing by our Man-tastic Gift Guide.

LAST MINUTE GIFTING: NOT A CREATURE WAS STIRRING, EXCEPT FOR YOUR MOUSE.

Great Santa’s beard!!! How did the big night sneak up so quickly? Well, relax. Yes, you may have dropped the bows of holly when it came to getting that gift, but it’s not too late. Here’s how to do it without looking like a real grinch – even on Christmas Eve.

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20th December 2013

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20th December 2013

WEEKDAY WARRIORS: EASY LIKE MONDAY MORNING
Maybe you’re sick of dry cleaning your wool work slacks. Possibly, that a.m. ironing is driving you nuts. Or perhaps you just want some time to enjoy your morning cup of Joe. If any of the above apply to you, the non-iron Weekday Warriors may be the perfect solution. How so? Funny you should ask …  [[MORE]]1. They’re hassle-free. Thanks to an innovative fabric treatment, you don’t have to iron these premium cotton dress pants. Just hang them out of the dryer, and they’ll be ready to go straight from the closet – which leaves you time to savor that morning paper.2. They fit like a charm. The Bonobos curved waistband conforms to the natural shape of your waist. We’ve also eliminated the saggy extra fabric that plagues most dress pants. The result is a trim, crisp, professional work pant that people will notice for all the right reasons. Yes, even Gloria in accounting.3. They have 12 colors to choose from. You heard correctly. The Weekday Warriors come in a wide range of office-friendly colors. In fact, they have the day of the week embroidered in the waistband. If you like, you can get a pair for every day of your work week.4. You can wear them on the weekends, too. They may be designed for the office, but that doesn’t mean you have to take them off come Friday night. Their sleek, dressy appearance makes them the perfect accompaniment to your favorite blazer or button-down. They truly can do it all. So, ready to take the pain out of getting dressed for work? You can get your Weekday Warriors at bonobos.com.
WEEKDAY WARRIORS: EASY LIKE MONDAY MORNING
Maybe you’re sick of dry cleaning your wool work slacks. Possibly, that a.m. ironing is driving you nuts. Or perhaps you just want some time to enjoy your morning cup of Joe. If any of the above apply to you, the non-iron Weekday Warriors may be the perfect solution. How so? Funny you should ask …  [[MORE]]1. They’re hassle-free. Thanks to an innovative fabric treatment, you don’t have to iron these premium cotton dress pants. Just hang them out of the dryer, and they’ll be ready to go straight from the closet – which leaves you time to savor that morning paper.2. They fit like a charm. The Bonobos curved waistband conforms to the natural shape of your waist. We’ve also eliminated the saggy extra fabric that plagues most dress pants. The result is a trim, crisp, professional work pant that people will notice for all the right reasons. Yes, even Gloria in accounting.3. They have 12 colors to choose from. You heard correctly. The Weekday Warriors come in a wide range of office-friendly colors. In fact, they have the day of the week embroidered in the waistband. If you like, you can get a pair for every day of your work week.4. You can wear them on the weekends, too. They may be designed for the office, but that doesn’t mean you have to take them off come Friday night. Their sleek, dressy appearance makes them the perfect accompaniment to your favorite blazer or button-down. They truly can do it all. So, ready to take the pain out of getting dressed for work? You can get your Weekday Warriors at bonobos.com.
WEEKDAY WARRIORS: EASY LIKE MONDAY MORNING
Maybe you’re sick of dry cleaning your wool work slacks. Possibly, that a.m. ironing is driving you nuts. Or perhaps you just want some time to enjoy your morning cup of Joe. If any of the above apply to you, the non-iron Weekday Warriors may be the perfect solution. How so? Funny you should ask …  [[MORE]]1. They’re hassle-free. Thanks to an innovative fabric treatment, you don’t have to iron these premium cotton dress pants. Just hang them out of the dryer, and they’ll be ready to go straight from the closet – which leaves you time to savor that morning paper.2. They fit like a charm. The Bonobos curved waistband conforms to the natural shape of your waist. We’ve also eliminated the saggy extra fabric that plagues most dress pants. The result is a trim, crisp, professional work pant that people will notice for all the right reasons. Yes, even Gloria in accounting.3. They have 12 colors to choose from. You heard correctly. The Weekday Warriors come in a wide range of office-friendly colors. In fact, they have the day of the week embroidered in the waistband. If you like, you can get a pair for every day of your work week.4. You can wear them on the weekends, too. They may be designed for the office, but that doesn’t mean you have to take them off come Friday night. Their sleek, dressy appearance makes them the perfect accompaniment to your favorite blazer or button-down. They truly can do it all. So, ready to take the pain out of getting dressed for work? You can get your Weekday Warriors at bonobos.com.
WEEKDAY WARRIORS: EASY LIKE MONDAY MORNING
Maybe you’re sick of dry cleaning your wool work slacks. Possibly, that a.m. ironing is driving you nuts. Or perhaps you just want some time to enjoy your morning cup of Joe. If any of the above apply to you, the non-iron Weekday Warriors may be the perfect solution. How so? Funny you should ask …  [[MORE]]1. They’re hassle-free. Thanks to an innovative fabric treatment, you don’t have to iron these premium cotton dress pants. Just hang them out of the dryer, and they’ll be ready to go straight from the closet – which leaves you time to savor that morning paper.2. They fit like a charm. The Bonobos curved waistband conforms to the natural shape of your waist. We’ve also eliminated the saggy extra fabric that plagues most dress pants. The result is a trim, crisp, professional work pant that people will notice for all the right reasons. Yes, even Gloria in accounting.3. They have 12 colors to choose from. You heard correctly. The Weekday Warriors come in a wide range of office-friendly colors. In fact, they have the day of the week embroidered in the waistband. If you like, you can get a pair for every day of your work week.4. You can wear them on the weekends, too. They may be designed for the office, but that doesn’t mean you have to take them off come Friday night. Their sleek, dressy appearance makes them the perfect accompaniment to your favorite blazer or button-down. They truly can do it all. So, ready to take the pain out of getting dressed for work? You can get your Weekday Warriors at bonobos.com.

WEEKDAY WARRIORS: EASY LIKE MONDAY MORNING

Maybe you’re sick of dry cleaning your wool work slacks. Possibly, that a.m. ironing is driving you nuts. Or perhaps you just want some time to enjoy your morning cup of Joe. If any of the above apply to you, the non-iron Weekday Warriors may be the perfect solution. How so? Funny you should ask …

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18th December 2013

GET IN THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT(S)
Office parties, family shindigs, that annual hot cider contest between you and your cocky cousin from Tulsa – this is indeed the most festive time of the year, and everyone has their favorite tipple. And from nutmeg Negroni’s to a nice cup of Nog, there are plenty of ways to keep your cup brimming with seasonal cheer – not to mention some pretty slick styles to go with them.  [[MORE]]The All-American Brewdog How do you improve on a classic? You don’t. And if you’re going to be poppin’ tops with the old man in front of the tube, do it in jeans as American as your drink. Our Premium Denim is made from heritage North Carolina fabric, and it’s stitched and riveted here in the USA.  Scotch. Neat. Ah, the finer things in life. A little malted barley, a hint of peat smoke, and a fire to enjoy it by. Oh, and since you’re into all things Scottish, how about some fine tweeds from the auld country? Our Galloway suit is milled in Scotland, and the Nottingham blazer is crafted from pure Shetland wool.  Martini. Shaken … or stirred. You’re obviously a classy guy. Heck, you even used a fork instead of digging your fingers into the olive jar. Why not complete the look with a classy blazer? The Cordo Bello and the Mezzanotte are velvety, smooth, and guaranteed to get you into the good kind of trouble – just like that drink you’re holding.  Champagne Oh, you get the French, do you? Well, that makes one of us. But if you’re feeling extra Gallic, do it up right with the French Corders. Crafted from premium French corduroy fabric, they’re what to wear when your old ami Dom starts calling.  Hot Chocolate Ok, so you’re a teetotaler. That, or you just really like to keep warm. Either way, we’re cool with it. In fact, we’d even like to help. Try on one of our cozy lambswool sweaters, and you and that jumbo bag of mini-marshmallows can spend the whole day together. GET IN THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT(S)
Office parties, family shindigs, that annual hot cider contest between you and your cocky cousin from Tulsa – this is indeed the most festive time of the year, and everyone has their favorite tipple. And from nutmeg Negroni’s to a nice cup of Nog, there are plenty of ways to keep your cup brimming with seasonal cheer – not to mention some pretty slick styles to go with them.  [[MORE]]The All-American Brewdog How do you improve on a classic? You don’t. And if you’re going to be poppin’ tops with the old man in front of the tube, do it in jeans as American as your drink. Our Premium Denim is made from heritage North Carolina fabric, and it’s stitched and riveted here in the USA.  Scotch. Neat. Ah, the finer things in life. A little malted barley, a hint of peat smoke, and a fire to enjoy it by. Oh, and since you’re into all things Scottish, how about some fine tweeds from the auld country? Our Galloway suit is milled in Scotland, and the Nottingham blazer is crafted from pure Shetland wool.  Martini. Shaken … or stirred. You’re obviously a classy guy. Heck, you even used a fork instead of digging your fingers into the olive jar. Why not complete the look with a classy blazer? The Cordo Bello and the Mezzanotte are velvety, smooth, and guaranteed to get you into the good kind of trouble – just like that drink you’re holding.  Champagne Oh, you get the French, do you? Well, that makes one of us. But if you’re feeling extra Gallic, do it up right with the French Corders. Crafted from premium French corduroy fabric, they’re what to wear when your old ami Dom starts calling.  Hot Chocolate Ok, so you’re a teetotaler. That, or you just really like to keep warm. Either way, we’re cool with it. In fact, we’d even like to help. Try on one of our cozy lambswool sweaters, and you and that jumbo bag of mini-marshmallows can spend the whole day together.

GET IN THE HOLIDAY SPIRIT(S)

Office parties, family shindigs, that annual hot cider contest between you and your cocky cousin from Tulsa – this is indeed the most festive time of the year, and everyone has their favorite tipple. And from nutmeg Negroni’s to a nice cup of Nog, there are plenty of ways to keep your cup brimming with seasonal cheer – not to mention some pretty slick styles to go with them.
 

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17th December 2013

SUFFERING FROM THESE SYMPTOMS? YOU MIGHT HAVE SEASONAL PROCRASTINATION DISORDER.
You’ve probably thought to yourself, “No way I could have it. That’s impossible.” But believe it or not, Seasonal Procrastination Disorder affects millions around the world. As far as winter-themed behavioral disorders, its second only to OPHD (Office Party Hangover Disease) in terms of the number of victims it claims. So how can you tell if you might have Seasonal Procrastination Disorder? See if you have experienced any of these symptoms. And don’t worry – Bonobos has a cure.
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Holiday Light Lag
Did you just put up those blinking lights around your windows, or have they been up since last year? Did you tell yourself, “Oh, I’ll take them down next week,” only to never get around to it? That’s a sure sign of seasonal procrastination.
 
Plane Ticket Paralysis
You know you need to buy that ticket home, and the prices are only getting steeper. But something stops you … you cannot move your mouse cursor to the “confirm ticket” button. Yep. You’re procrastinating, all right.
 
Sweater-Based Insomnia
The wind is howling, snow is falling, it’s clearly time to get the sweaters out of storage, but you just can’t. No, they’re still packed away up in the attic, and you stay awake at night dreading the moment when you have to go up and get them. You just keep putting it off … 
 
Gift-less and Listless
That list of family and friends who need gifts is not getting any shorter. But you have no idea what to get them, and time is running out. The diagnosis is obvious, but the treatment? To celebrate the last day of free and guaranteed 12/24 delivery, Bonobos is offering up to 35% off site-wide to help with your Seasonal Procrastination Disorder – the more gifts you add to your cart, the bigger the discount.
 
If you have 2 or more of these symptoms, we suggest that you visit bonobos.com immediately and get your Seasonal Procrastination Disorder treated. Yes, there is a cure. And it’s only a few mouse-clicks away … hey, come back here! Stop procrastinating!
 
Well, we tried. SUFFERING FROM THESE SYMPTOMS? YOU MIGHT HAVE SEASONAL PROCRASTINATION DISORDER.
You’ve probably thought to yourself, “No way I could have it. That’s impossible.” But believe it or not, Seasonal Procrastination Disorder affects millions around the world. As far as winter-themed behavioral disorders, its second only to OPHD (Office Party Hangover Disease) in terms of the number of victims it claims. So how can you tell if you might have Seasonal Procrastination Disorder? See if you have experienced any of these symptoms. And don’t worry – Bonobos has a cure.
 [[MORE]]
Holiday Light Lag
Did you just put up those blinking lights around your windows, or have they been up since last year? Did you tell yourself, “Oh, I’ll take them down next week,” only to never get around to it? That’s a sure sign of seasonal procrastination.
 
Plane Ticket Paralysis
You know you need to buy that ticket home, and the prices are only getting steeper. But something stops you … you cannot move your mouse cursor to the “confirm ticket” button. Yep. You’re procrastinating, all right.
 
Sweater-Based Insomnia
The wind is howling, snow is falling, it’s clearly time to get the sweaters out of storage, but you just can’t. No, they’re still packed away up in the attic, and you stay awake at night dreading the moment when you have to go up and get them. You just keep putting it off … 
 
Gift-less and Listless
That list of family and friends who need gifts is not getting any shorter. But you have no idea what to get them, and time is running out. The diagnosis is obvious, but the treatment? To celebrate the last day of free and guaranteed 12/24 delivery, Bonobos is offering up to 35% off site-wide to help with your Seasonal Procrastination Disorder – the more gifts you add to your cart, the bigger the discount.
 
If you have 2 or more of these symptoms, we suggest that you visit bonobos.com immediately and get your Seasonal Procrastination Disorder treated. Yes, there is a cure. And it’s only a few mouse-clicks away … hey, come back here! Stop procrastinating!
 
Well, we tried.

SUFFERING FROM THESE SYMPTOMS? YOU MIGHT HAVE SEASONAL PROCRASTINATION DISORDER.

You’ve probably thought to yourself, “No way I could have it. That’s impossible.” But believe it or not, Seasonal Procrastination Disorder affects millions around the world. As far as winter-themed behavioral disorders, its second only to OPHD (Office Party Hangover Disease) in terms of the number of victims it claims. So how can you tell if you might have Seasonal Procrastination Disorder? See if you have experienced any of these symptoms. And don’t worry – Bonobos has a cure.
 

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