PLEASE STAYCATE THE PREMISES: TIPS FOR A STYLISH STAYCATION
Yes, many of your friends are jetting off to Caribbean cruises, downhill adventures, and an assortment of other more temperate climes. But does that give you license to just hang around and pout? Well, maybe, but who says you can’t do it in style? It’s time to celebrate the grand tradition of the all-American staycation, and no matter your reason for holing up this winter instead of hitting the road, there are a number of ways to make it a staycation to remember:
Just because the airport closed and your flight was canceled due to whatever the heck a “polar vortex” is, that doesn’t mean you can’t have a jet-setting good time. Slip into your finest Italian wool Foundation Suit, put on an Americano dress shirt, and you’re ready for takeoff. Now, just recline your seat back, crack open a few tiny bottles of your adult beverage of choice, and buddy, you’re flying.
BLOWN BONUS BEACH BASH
So what if you blew your entire holiday bonus on that Jacuzzi? Your girlfriend may never forgive you, but a whole lot of other people will. Pump up the heat on your thermostat, get some daiquiris in the blender, and throw on a lightweight cotton Northfork sweater with a pair of South Beach White Travel Jeans, and you’re dressed for the tropics. Ding-dong … is that the doorbell we hear?
Fine. We get it. You backed out of that ski trip when you found out that Hillary and all her annoying work friends were coming. And we don’t blame you. But that man-cave basement of yours has just enough exposed wood and taxidermy to get your lodge on without them. We suggest tossing a few Duraflames® on the fire and bundling up in a Bonobos sweater with some Premium Denim. Wait, look out … Man-valanche!